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December 12th, 2007

Brain Fat

So I had an appointment with my doctor today to go over my food log (or lack there of). And Miss Medical Master decided to enlighten me with her knowledge. If you can't tell, I love it when I'm spoken to like a retarded 4 yr old. Anyways, she blabbed on about how I need fat in my diet and how my brain is mostly made of fat, and when I starve myself then my body will turn to its storage units which is fat and burn it away.

Wait a minute, my brain is fat? I KNEW I WAS LOSING WEIGHT IN BRAIN CELLS!!!!!!!!!!

Goddamn body. Smarten up. Don't burn the brain fat or the booby fat. THIGH and STOMACH fat first!

Ugh, after I'm a skinny bitch then you can burn off the brain fat!!!! 

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